Funniest things happens in my online class:

First Scenario.

Morning 8 o clock, with my half-opened eyes I join the meeting.

And again fall asleep, meanwhile lecture is on and I can hear teacher’s voice in consciousness.

By mistake, after giving attendance I forget to turn off my mic.

At 9.30, mom attacked my room.

Mom:

You lazy donkey, until how much will you sleep.
You are only good at three things eat, sleep and do tap tap on your phone’s screen.

And your hairs, even the pre-historic humans will feel ashamed. go join any tribal group, even they follow more cleanliness than you.
It’s already 11 in the morning, walk straight to shower and do morning prayers.

After the bath, when i was looking like a civilized human.I touch my phone and saw the host has removed me from meeting + 18 WhatsApp messages.

Second Scenario.

One good afternoon, 20 minutes before the end of lecture.
Teacher: student, please explain whatever I Thought today.
No one in the class raise their hands.
Me: roll number 51, may I explain.
Teacher: ok, go ahead. I was telling steps of a big process and almost I was at the end of the explanation.

Meanwhile, mom dropped and played with numerous steel plates in the kitechen.

It break my flow.

Teacher: I couldn’t hear you please start from the begainning.

Again I was at the end of the explaintion, only the last point was remaining.

Mom turns on the mixer. and the noise echoed in my room.

Teacher: I couldn’t hear you again. Please someone else can explain.

Me: mom what is going on ( i spoke this sentence in my native language).

A teacher who was of another religion, assumed I utter a cuss word.And then, lights camera action.

Third Scenario.

December 2021, I was given my semester viva exam.

My front camera is on, 3 teachers were examiners and their front camera is also on.

We all four are making lovely eye contact.

The moment when the teacher asked me a tough question and I don’t know its answer.

I was trying to make a bluff for it.

Mom called my number.
I declined it, looking at the angry face of the teacher.
Mom again called me and she kept calling like this. she dial my number 7 times that afternoon when I was in viva.
When someone calls you and you are in a meeting, for that brief moment your data shuts off. Sometimes system removes you from meetings.I was explaining teachers what is happening to me, at that moment.

Quorans Instagram group in which I am in, now have they started a group video chat.The time limit for each student viva was 5 minutes.

In the end, when I saw how much time I was in the meeting it turn around 22 minutes.

Luckily examiner gave me 8/10 + good scolding.